I HATE GOLD'S GYM!!!!

Just so EVERYONE knows, GOLDS GYM IS EVIL! I've been trying to cancel my membership, but they REFUSE to answer the phone, and last time I tried, after being on hold FOREVER, someone picked up the phone, was talking to someone else in the office, AND HUNG UP! They didnt even talk to me! The first time I tried, they said it was impossible to cancel my membership! If you want to be gripped by the very chains of Satan as he laughs and pokes you in the eye, go to Golds Gym. If not, run like the dickens away from them!